sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via elfinglass)

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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

(via xpandabitchx)

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

(via xpandabitchx)

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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(via coequals)

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via xpandabitchx)

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the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

(Source: mangomamita, via oxyair)

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Apparently my parents are okay with my 7 year old sister calling me a fag in public. I wonder who taught her that word! Someone is clearly talking about me when I’m not home. First time being called this and it’s not a great feeling.

(Source: unacclimated, via thejoeboard)

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(Source: 2seat, via isolateed)

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absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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(via imboredletsgohome)

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