innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(via miserablemotherfucker)

Doesn’t everyone do midnight masturbation ?

carasala:

housewifeswag:

we’re going to look back at events like this when we’re older and be so embarrassed it was even an issue.

THIS.

(Source: thatwestonkid, via fuckthisx10)

Timestamp: 1398323558

zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

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she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

(Source: the-pietriarchy, via satanslefthandbitch)

Timestamp: 1398323480

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via pizza)

Timestamp: 1398323423

Anonymous:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

image

!!!!!!

adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

(via royal-nuggets)

rodgerklutz:

Drake the type of nigga to sit court side and lint roll his pants at the NBA playoffs

(via lightscameralundyn)

Timestamp: 1398322962

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray, via fuckthisx10)

Timestamp: 1398322909

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via royal-nuggets)

(Source: hornedchild, via hellomylovexo)

Timestamp: 1398322784